Friday, April 11, 2008

What is the craziest thing Gary Busey has snorted coke off?



MAXIM: What was the freakiest thing you ever snorted blow off of when you were a prominent coke fiend?

Gary Busey: I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, "No, Chili! No" So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side -- not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It's not a good flavor coming off the dog.

...and to think I had a crush on him after Lethal Weapon 1 came out. Yuck.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The real question is..what are you doing reading Maxim?

Little Warsaw said...

Because a well-rounded lady doesn't just stick to Vogue these days.

Anonymous said...

Busey was in Lethal Weapon? Shows you how much I know.

Anyway, I think it sounds legit. Well, semi-legit. It makes more sense than the fake Keith Richards urn-snorting story.

One thing I'll say for him is that his son is a pretty good actor. I know people ripped into the show because it was broadcast by UPN, but "Shasta McNasty" was actually a pretty good comedy.

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